Tickets

I've just been offered two tickets to the Man U v Leeds game tomorrow: £37 each.

This is my answer to those readers who ask if I'm rich: after Christmas there is no way I will pay Man U £74.

I'll have to watch it on ITV like everyone else.

It's snowing heavily in Todmorden. We were meant to drive to Birmingham today to watch the Grufallo. But there was no way. Tod is in the middle of the Pennines, high up. It gets good snow.

For your info, the football split here is about 30% Burnley, 30% Man U, 20% Man City, 10% Leeds, 5% Rochdale and 5% 'other'.